March 2013
Attractive person: hey
Me: who paid you
when I’m staring at a girl and she thinks I’m hating
but really I’m just gay
kittycry:
notsoscrumptious:
it’s fucked up how many people on tumblr are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV and how most have had a relatively normal childhood yet there’s a boom of depression and ED’s and mental disorders and it’s dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labelled as reckless but we’re only reckless with ourselves
Wow
sourwolf:
onionchester:
i was at the store today and i was like paying for my stuff and i’m used to the cashier asking if i want the receipt and i always answer no
but this time the cashier was like “have a nice day” and i was like “No” by default and i just left hurriedly cause oomg why am i like this
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
superhubbys:
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
#OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
paulyoptosaurus:
msjewbooty:
paulyoptosaurus:
petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday
wednesay
not what i had in mind but im flexible
3 tags
grunklewest:
i don’t want people to think i’m a boy or a girl i just want them to be confused and slightly turned on
haylz:
condorn:
Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry
Is your name caprisun because I wanna respect your pouch you feel me
thatsociallyawkwardkid:
“so how is school going?”
